| Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I’ve held
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| It pays my way, and it corrodes my soul
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| I want to leave, you will not miss me
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| I want to go down in musical history
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| Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I’m a sickening wreck
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| I’ve got the twenty-first century breathing down my neck
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| I must move fast, you understand me
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| I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr. Shankly
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| Fame, fame, fatal fame
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| It can play hideous tricks on the brain
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| But still I’d rather be famous than righteous or holy
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| Any day, any day, any day
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| But sometimes I’d feel more fulfilled
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| Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
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| I want to live and I want to love
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| I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of
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| Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I’ve held
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| It pays my way and it corrodes my soul
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| Oh, I didn’t realize that you wrote poetry
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| I didn’t realize you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Shankly
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| Frankly, Mr. Shankly, since you ask
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| You are a flatulent pain in the a**
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| I do not mean to be so rude
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| Still, I must speak frankly, Mr. Shankly
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| Oh, give us your money |