| Boy, don’t you go in there
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| Come outta there, boy
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| Don’t you know that house is haunted?
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| There’s an old deserted mansion on an old forgotten road
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| Where the better ghosts and goblins always hang out
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| One night they threw a party tn a manner a la mode
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| And they cordially invited all the gang out
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| At a dark, bewitchin' hour when the fun was loud and hearty
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| A notorious wall flower became the life of the party
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| Mmm, the spooks were havin' their midnight fling
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| The merry makin' was in full swing
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| They shrieked themselves into a cheerful trance
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| When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
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| Now a goblin giggled with fiendish glee
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| A shout rang out from a big banshee
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| Amazement was in every ghostly glance
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| When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
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| All the witches were in stitches while his steps made rhythmic thumps
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| And they nearly dropped their broomsticks when he tried to do the bumps
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| You never heard such unearthly laughter, such hilarious groans
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| When the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones |