| Oh, Bill
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| Why can’t you behave
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| Why can’t you behave?
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| How in hell can you be jealous
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| When you know, baby, I’m your slave?
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| I’m just mad for you
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| And I’ll always be
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| But naturally…
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| If a custom-tailored vet
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| Asks me out for something wet
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| When the vet begins to pet, I cry «hooray!»
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| I enjoy a tender pass
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| By the boss of Boston, Mass
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| Though his pass is middle-class and not Backa Bay
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin' in my way
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| There’s a madman known as Mack
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| Who is planning to attack
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| If his mad attack means a Cadillac, okay!
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| But I’m always true to to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin' in my way
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| I’ve been asked to have a meal
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| By a big tycoon in steel
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| If the meal includes a deal, accept I may
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, Darlin' in my way
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| I could never curl my lip
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| To a dazzlin' diamond clip
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| Though the clip meant «Let 'er rip», I’d not say «Nay!»
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| But I’m always true to to you, darlin, in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin' in my way
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| There’s an oil man known as «Tex»
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| Who is keen to give me checks
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| And his checks, I fear, mean that sex is here to stay!
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| But I’m always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin' in my way
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| There’s a wealthy Hindu priest
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| Who’s a wolf, to say the least
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| When the priest goes too far East, I also stray
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| But I’m always true to to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin’in my way
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| There’s a lush from Portland, Ore
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| Who is rich but such a bore
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| When the bore falls on the floor, I let him lay
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| But I’m always true to to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| Mister Harris, plutocrat
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| Wants to give my cheek a pat
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| If the Harris pat means a Paris hat, B? |
| b?, Oo-la-la!
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| Mais je suis toujours fidele, darlin', in my fashion
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| Oui, je suis toujours fidele, darlin', in my way
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| From Ohio, Mister Thorne
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| Calls me up from night 'til morn
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| Mister Thorne once corner’d corn and that ain’t hay
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| But I’m always true to to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| From Milwaukee, Mister Fritz
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| Often moves me to the Ritz
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| Mister Fritz is full of Schlitz and full of play
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| But I’m always true to to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way
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| Mister Gable, I mean Clark
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| Wants me on his boat to park
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| If the Gable boat means a sable coat, anchors aweigh!
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| But I’m always true to to you, darlin', in my fashion
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| Yes, I’m always true to you, darlin', in my way |