| Funky fresh on the muthafuckin microphone
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| Bitch
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| And it don’t stop
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| To the beat, baby
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| Oakland, California is in the house
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| Bitch
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| I tell you, nobody does it better than Too $hort
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| I got so many raps, I know you can’t have more
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| Cause I grew up on the mic, I spent my whole life
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| Writin raps, late at night
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| And I never would make no fake LP’s
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| Sucker MC’s don’t make no g’s
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| They make weak, weak raps, and need to quit
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| 22 songs, and only 3 on hit
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| Frontin on me like you want some
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| Better sell a million records, go platinum
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| Cause I wouldn’t waste my time on a one-rap rapper
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| You wanna get with me, you gotta climb that ladder
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| But you ain’t nothin but a joke
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| Rappers make money, tell me why are you broke?
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| We get paid like a muthafucka, and we get
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| A brand-new house full of brand-new shit
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| A brand-new car in my brand-new driveway
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| I always keep the top down on the highway
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| Too $hort, baby, known everywhere
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| Had a life-long dream to be a player
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| Way too cold at a younger age
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| It was everyday, 'just make that pay'
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| 12 years later, still in the game
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| And you never talk down on a player’s name
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| Cause I’m (Too $hort, Too $hort)
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| You see, I’m fresh like always with funky beats
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| I say what’s up to the brothers on 10th Street
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| It’s goin down in the Oakland town
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| Home of the infamous Too $hort sound
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| So keep your jealous-ass thoughts in your diary
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| And if you’re lookin for a leader, you can hire me
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| And if your so-called boss don’t pay
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| The only thing you need to say
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| Is «I quit, I’m through with you»
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| Pack up your raps, and join the Dangerous Crew
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| We got mo' beats than the average joe
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| And a 24-track studio
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| So forget what you heard, and we’ll see it’s on
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| Oakland, California can’t leave me alone
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| Cause I’m the most rappin, most rhymin
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| Sold my drop-top, but I’m still high-sidin
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| I’m (Too $hort, Too $hort)
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| Now that I’ve established my career
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| I wanna help some other brothers out here
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| Hook em up and let em make some dough
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| Flip Benzes and turn out shows
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| Cause Oakland got talent, fool
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| MC’s in elementary school
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| Not to mention musicians and singers
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| And Shorty B with his magical fingers
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| We get funky like skunk weed
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| Light it up, hit it, and get keed
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| This dopefiend beat will get you high
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| If it don’t go gold too soon, I’ll cry
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| If the bass ain’t deep, somethin’s wrong
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| It must not be a real Too $hort song
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| Cause the first thing I do when I make my tape
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| Is drop a few kicks from my 808
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| And when my tapes hit the store, they sell so quick
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| You can tell by my big fat royalty check
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| It’s just a Dangerous thing when I’m on the mic
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| And the local police don’t even like
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| The way we hit your town, it’s so funny
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| It’s all about makin big money
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| So before I go, you should remember this
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| Muthafuck you, damn shithead bitch
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| Cause I’m (Too $hort, Too $hort) |