| She was dancin' with me for two or three songs
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| I was doin' alright until he came along
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| Now she’s holdin' his hand and they walk out the door
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| It’s just a big bag of chips and a burger to go
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| Cuser could have kept it under his hat
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| Boasting that he spent all night in her flat
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| Telling me things that i don’t want to know
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| It’s just a big bag of chips and a burger to go
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| They were outside the chip shop, herself and his gills
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| I offered her a chip and i nearly got killed
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| She said «i'm a vegan, that smell gets up my nose»
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| It’s just a big bag of chips and a burger to go
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| (fast food late at night)
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| Vinegar tears
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| Salt in my wounds
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| And the ketchup like my poor bleeding heart
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| Now i’m left standing out in the cold
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| Just wondering where all them couples are goin'
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| My only companions on the way home
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| It’s just a big bag of chips and a burger to go
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| We’ve gone all post-modern or so they’d like us to think
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| But it’s still a sliced-pan and a carton of milk
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| Out for a pint with people ya know
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| And a big bag of chips and a burger to go
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| A big bag of chips and the burger’s gone cold… |