| I’ve got nasty habits, I take tea at three
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| Yes and the meat I eat for dinner must be hung up for a week
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| My best friend he shoots water rats and feeds them to his geese
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| Dontcha think there’s a place for you in between the sheets
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| Come on now honey, we can build a home for three
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| Come on now honey, don’t you want to live with me And there’s a score of hare-brained children, they are a-lockedin the nursery
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| They got earphone heads, they got dirty necks, they’re sotwentieth century
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| Well they queue up for the bathroom round about seven thirty-five
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| But dontcha think we need a woman’s touch to make it come alive
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| You’d look good pram pushing down the High Street
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| Come on now honey, don’t you want to live with me Oh the servants they’re so helpful dear, the cook she is a whore
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| Yes the butler has a place for her behind the pantry door
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| The maid she’s French, she’s got no sense, she’s from the CrazyHorse
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| And when she strips, the chauffeur flips, the footman’s eyes getcrossed
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| Dontcha think there’s a place for us right across the street
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| Dontcha think there’s a place for you in between the sheets |