| Dr. Everett v. Scott: | 
| From the day he was born | 
| He was trouble | 
| He was the thorn | 
| In his mother’s side | 
| She tried in vain | 
| Criminologist: But he never caused her nothing but shame | 
| Dr. Everett v. Scott: | 
| He left home the day she died | 
| From the day she was gone | 
| All he wanted | 
| Was rock and roll porn | 
| And a motorbike | 
| Shooting up junk | 
| Criminologist: He was a low down cheap little punk | 
| Dr. Everett v. Scott: Taking everyone for a ride | 
| Chorus: | 
| When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy | 
| You knew he was a no good kid | 
| But when he threatened your life | 
| With a switch blade knife | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy | 
| Janet Weiss: Makes you cry | 
| Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did | 
| Columbia: | 
| Everybody shoved him | 
| I very nearly loved him | 
| I said hey listen to me | 
| Stay sane inside insanity | 
| But he locked the door | 
| And threw away the key | 
| Dr. Everett v. Scott: | 
| But he must’ve been drawn | 
| Into something | 
| Making him warn me | 
| In a note which reads | 
| Chorus: What’s it say? | 
| What’s it say? | 
| Eddie: | 
| I’m out of my head | 
| Oh hurry, or I may be dead | 
| They mustn’t carry out their evil deeds | 
| Chorus: | 
| When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy | 
| You knew he was a no good kid | 
| But when he threatened your life | 
| With a switch blade knife | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy | 
| Janet Weiss: Makes you cry | 
| Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did | 
| Chorus: | 
| When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy | 
| You knew he was a no good kid | 
| But when he threatened your life | 
| With a switch blade knife | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy | 
| Chorus: Whoa ho ho | 
| Janet Weiss: Makes you cry | 
| Chorus: Hey hey hey | 
| Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did | 
| Chorus: Eddie |