| I’m an elf, a Santa’s helper, you see
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| I keep watch
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| While he’s down the chimneys
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| And one night, I saw something so pretty
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| That I
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| I, I
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| I went through the window
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| And I
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| I hid in the shadows
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| My, my
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| My heart beat crescendoed
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| High, high
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| And I saw a… girl
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| For twenty years, I keep going on back (back, back)
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| I pay the reindeer to keep it under the wraps
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| I’m not a stalker (I promise)
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| I’m just a real big fan
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| High, high
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| I went through the window
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| And I
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| I hid in the shadows
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| My, my
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| My heart beat crescendoed
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| Ah, ah
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| I just stood there
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| Oh how I loathe
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| How Christmas comes
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| Then Christmas goes
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| And I’m all alone
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| Left in my head
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| Are images
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| Three-hundred-sixty-four more days
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| Until I’m watching her… sleep
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| I’m such an elf… creep
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| The time has come
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| The night is here
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| All the best lines and poems
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| I’ve rehearsed and rehearsed for years
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| I woke her up and said 'sugar, don’t you fear'
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| She screamed so loud she busted the drums
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| In my pointy Spock ears
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| I ran out
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| Out, out
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| I ran out the window
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| And how, how
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| Her screams sorely echoed
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| Now, now
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| I’m banned for life from hot cocoa
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| But it’s fine, yeah it’s fine
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| Cause she knows that I exist
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| She knows
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| She knows that I exist
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| She knows
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| She knows that I exist
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| She knows
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| She knows that I exist
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| She knows
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| She knows that I exist |