Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Sold-Out Artist, artist - The Residents. Date of issue: 27.03.1994
Song language: English
The Sold-Out Artist |
| Out in the street and under the sun |
| I kissed his feet and loaded his gun |
| Sooner or later everyone does |
| Everybody feeds the fat boy |
| Everybody feeds the fat boy |
| They just don’t get it! |
| Vampires — vampires! |
| It’s all about vampires, |
| but they’re all vampires, too. |
| It’s all about sucking on something. |
| Some suck scum, some suck tits and some just suck up. |
| They all suck something |
| Except Ted Williams. |
| He never sucked. |
| I’ll be buried with my Ted Williams cards. |
| He hit .406 in 1941. Coulda sat out the last game with a .3995 and gone in the |
| book as .400, but he played, and he went four for five. |
| Ted Williams, |
| he never sucked |
| Yeah they all think I suck, but they really wish their stuff sold like mine. |
| Next I’ll do «Nude Descending a Staircase.» |
| I’ll get a hundred grand for it! |
| Let 'em suck that! |