Lyrics The Ballad Of Stuffed Trigger - The Residents

The Ballad Of Stuffed Trigger

Once I had a little girl
Sweetest girl, the whole wide world
I love her and she love me
She’ll sail away across the big blue sea
Never figure that Roy stuffed trigger
It won’t fail and next it stop there
Never knew why she sailed away
Just came home and bob right a day
Finding a way to another land
Join myself up a rock n roll band
Never figure that Roy stuffed trigger
It won’t fail and next it stop there
Playing my guitar and sing a song
Somehow all seem to be wrong
Then one day at a streak of luck
Heard my baby been hit by a truck
Never figure that Roy stuffed trigger
It won’t fail and next it stop there
Kill that trigger!