| Little black book is a thing of the past
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| You want something this time that might last
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| Try something, just a memory
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| Now that the ball is in your court
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| Try a hooker and a paid escort
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| You’ll only find, you might just feel mighty cheap
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| Put an ad in the paper
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| Put a stop to your heading
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| Put an ad in the paper
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| It’s a P.O. |
| box that’s waiting
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| Empty as your heart and your life
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| P.O. |
| box that’s waiting
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| For an envelope of photo and reply
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| For an envelope of photo and reply
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| … mail and you think you can guess
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| It’s not the same but you think it might last
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| That smoke’s too hard to handle
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| And as for the gay in a business man clip
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| Don’t you want a fever but you burn that chick
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| You can’t get … that you won’t tie
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| Put an ad in the paper
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| Won’t you put a stop to your hating
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| Put an ad in the paper
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| There’s a P.O. |
| box that’s waiting
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| Empty as your life and your heart
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| There’s a P.O. |
| box that’s waiting
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| For an envelope of photo and reply
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| Envelope of photo and reply
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| Ow
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| Little black book is a thing of the past
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| You want something that just might last
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| And now, you’ve got something that you can keep
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| This time the ball is in your court
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| … and a paid escort
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| Continue to bag rubbin' me out
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| It’s a P.O. |
| box that’s waiting, waiting
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| Empty as your heart and your life
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| P.O. |
| box that’s waiting
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| For an envelope of photo and
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| Envelope of photo and
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| An envelope of photo and reply, oh
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| Aaay |