Lyrics Gary's Got a Boner - The Replacements

Gary's Got a Boner

Come on little kiddie, get your head on right
Come on little kiddie, get your head on straight
You’re gonna get down
You’re gonna finger to her
You’re gonna fuck Madonna
You’re gonna see her, ohh!
Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars
They never helped somebody, so far
Grab a hold, gonna hold
You’re gonna stick it to her
You’re gonna stick it to her
Gary got a boner
'Cause Gary’s got a boner
Gary’s got a boner
Gary’s got a boner, no, oh, oh, oh, oh
You locked that door, lock up that window
Tell your sister just that opinion
My heartache will find a way
You’re gonna stick it to her
Yeah, you’re gonna stick it to her
Gary got a boner
Gary’s got a boner
Gary’s got a soft-on
But not for long, long, long, long
Let it go
You know
Gary got a boner
Gary got a boner
Gary’s got a boner
Gary’s got a boner
No, no, no, no, no, no
Gary’s got a boner
No, no, no, Gary’s got a boner
No, no, no, Gary’s got it
He’s got it