| Stranded out in the cosmos
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| Just an ancient astronaut, floating through the galaxy, flying solo
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| Voted «Hottest Astronaut Alive»
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| By the people at People Magazine in Nineteen-Ninety mother fucking Five
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| So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
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| I’m gonna miss you a lot
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| I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut
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| Left here in an obsolete machine
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| When NASA lost its funding from the Congress, they forgot about Little Old Steve
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| And now there’s no fuel to get home
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| But all these dirty little girls keep sending dirty little pictures and videos
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| So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
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| I’m gonna miss you a lot
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| I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut
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| So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
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| I’m gonna miss you a lot
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| I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut
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| Godspeed |