| Everybody writes
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| Everybody reads
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| Everybody learns faster than me
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| I’d like to learn
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| I’d like to read
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| I’d even like to love eventually
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| But I’ve got a date with procrastination
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| I’ve got a date
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| I don’t want to be late
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| I’ve got a problem with my education
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| I got a problem, it drives me insane
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| I’ve got a problem with this situation
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| I’ve got a life without a brain, without a brain
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| I’d like to write the next great novel
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| I’d like to write a brilliant play
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| I’d like to travel to distant nations
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| Comprehend every word you say
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| But I’ve got a date with procrastination
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| I’ve got a date
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| I don’t want to be late
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| I’ve got a problem with my education
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| I got a problem, it drives me insane
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| I’ve got a problem with this situation
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| I’ve got a life without a brain, without a brain
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| Well I’d like to learn about musical theory
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| And I’d like to learn about philosophy
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| I’d like to learn a foreign language
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| Hey, maybe I’ll do that eventually
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| But I’ve got a problem with my education
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| I got a problem, it drives me insane
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| I’ve got a problem with this situation
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| I’ve got a life without a brain, without a brain |