| Who put the dirt in charge of the merch
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| It wasn’t Wednesday, Fester or Lurch
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| Some rhubarb for Sam and Bob
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| While I stepped out to audit the church
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| Beer and loathing,
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| Cosmos is exploding
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| The audience are sporting a tam
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| Every stinking Sam
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| Screened by the band, out in the van
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| Every tam pom was glued on by hand
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| Some rhubarb for Bob and Sam
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| Target frillies bobbed by a wee tail of lamb
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| Beer and loathing,
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| Cosmos is exploding
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| The audience are sporting a tam
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| Every stinking Sam
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| Up there (Beer and loathing)
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| On your hair
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| It’s underwear, that you wear
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| Up there, on hour hair
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| It’s underwear (Cosmos is exploding)
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| Underwear |