Lyrics Teenage Gluesniffer - The Queers

Teenage Gluesniffer

John Rioux was his name
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh, he hates his folks
In fact his whole life is a joke
Well, he’s only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain’s malfunctioning
He’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he’s a joke
His fanzine is a hoax
Well, he’s only twenty two
His diet is quite rude
Eat’s Denny’s and pukes
He’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
He’s an asshole
He’s a bonehead
He’s a jerkoff
He’s a real waste case
He’s a real waste case
He’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well, he’s a teenage gluesniffer…