| I hope you get your invitation
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| It is here for you
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| Listen to the conversation
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| Playing pretty tunes
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| Sorry i can’t wait for you
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| I couldn’t stand to stay
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| You have to get right out of here
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| You have to get away
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| I had to pay the doorman
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| Just to let me use the door
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| I had to use a muscleman
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| To pick me off the floor
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| They’re making up things
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| That we’ve all heard before
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| Like romance and engage and divorce
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| You have to be crazy to stay in this place
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| You just have to laugh at it all
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| I met this girl and called her ma
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| I called her everything
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| I called her fab and mrs. |
| fish
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| I didn’t get her name
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| She’s making me a pair of shoes
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| So i can run away
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| She’s making me a plastic wig
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| She’s making me again
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| I had to pay the doorman
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| Just to let me use the door
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| I had to use a muscleman
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| To pick me off the floor
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| They’re making up things
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| That we’ve all heard before
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| Like romance and engage and divorce
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| You have to be crazy to stay in this place
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| You just have to laugh at it all
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| Some people are dancing
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| And some fall in love
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| To the music of military tunes
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| You have to be crazy to stay in this place
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| You just have to laugh at it all
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| I didn’t want to put you on
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| Or tape you down at all
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| Or leave you here so all alone
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| Or put you in this room
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| They’re making up things
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| That we’ve all heard before
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| Like romance and engage and divorce
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| You have to be crazy to stay in this place
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| You just have to laugh at it all |