| My name is Shady
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| I never meant to leave you (never meant to leave you)
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| Yeah
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| You see that chick in the gym, checking me out?
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| Any second I’m 'bout to stick her neck in my mouth
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| I lose a pill and I’m recklessly wreckin' the house
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| That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?
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| There’s the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie’s blouse
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| Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out
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| Nope, guess I’ll re-route
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| Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
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| Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
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| Down the hatch, and the feeling you can’t match it
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| I rat-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet
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| Attack-tack-tacking a whore with a damn hatchet
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| A knapsack packed with like forty-some Xanaxes
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| Shorty come back, I’m tryna score me some lap dances
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| I’m 'bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel’s
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| Formula 44D and 40's with bad capsules
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| The bad apple spoils the bunch, I’m back at ya
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| Girl, I don’t mean any harm
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| All I wanted to do is just say hello
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| And are you menstruating, baby?
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| My little friend’s waiting to say hello
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| The way your titties are wigglin'
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| And your booty’s shakin' like jello
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| Girl, I don’t mean any harm
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| All I wanted to do is just say hello, yeah
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| My equilibrium’s off, must be the lithium
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| I don’t need to buy any drugs, man, people give me 'em
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| It just becomes everyday, extra-curriculum
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| No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
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| A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
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| Fifty-one people asleep in my damn living room
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| Excuse me, hun, but what is your name, Vivian?
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| I woke up next to you naked, and uh, did we, um?
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| Of course we did, but didn’t I strap Jimmy, hun?
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| I’m looking for the torn wrapper but there don’t seem to be one
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| No offense baby girl, I don’t mean any harm
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| But disease is something I’m trying to keep my penis free from
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| I find the package and I’m cool, I immediately run
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| Like Speedy Gon-zales to see if I see anyone
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| Who might have a couple of 3's, I’m fiending for some
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| My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
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| Girl, I don’t mean any harm
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| All I wanted to do is just say hello
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| And do you happen to have anything on you
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| To make my mood mellow?
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| Some are oval and some are pink
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| Some are blue and some are just yellow
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| Girl, I don’t mean any harm
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| All I wanted to do is just say hello
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| Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
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| It’s hurting me to know that I’ll be closing that curtain for good
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| Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word, chk-chk-word
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| I second that and I third, rushed to emergency surgery
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| To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
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| He’s no longer getting them free, hundred bucks for these Percodans
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| Plus it’s getting to be where he lustfully search the den
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| Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him
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| Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up
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| Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils
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| Now he’s doubling backwards and he’s stumbling back
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| Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack
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| Now he’s up in the bathroom like he’s busting a nap
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| Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
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| I’m just busting my own chops while I’m busting a rap
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| Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, I’m back
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| Girl, I don’t mean any harm
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| All I wanted to do is just say hello
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| And do you happen to have anything on you
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| To make my mood mellow?
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| Some are oval and some are pink
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| Some are blue and some are just yellow
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| Girl, I don’t mean any harm
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| All I wanted to do is just say hello
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| And so I’m saying, hello (hello)
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| Allow me to introduce myself (myself)
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| My name is Shady
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| It’s so nice to meet you (so nice to meet you)
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| It’s been a long time (long time)
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| I’m sorry I’ve been away so long (so long)
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| My name is Shady
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| I never meant to leave you (never meant to leave you)
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| Yeah, it’s like starting over
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| Clean slate, hah |