| The other ones are complete bullshit
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| Do you want something corny?
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| You got it
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| There’s a house on my street
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| And it looks real neat
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| I’m the chap who lives in it
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| There’s a tree on the sidewalk
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| There’s a car by the door
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| I’ll go for a drive in it
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| And when the wombat comes
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| He will find me gone
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| He’ll look for a place to sit
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| My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
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| The dog just bit my leg
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| My teenage daughter ran away
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| My fine young son has turned out gay
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| Cut off my fingers in the
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| Door of my car
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| How could I do it?
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| My wife is proud to tell me
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| Of her love affairs
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| How could she do this to me?
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| And it would be O.K. |
| on any other day
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| And it would be O.K. |
| on any other day
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| Throw down the morning papers
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| And spill my tea
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| I don’t know what’s wrong with me
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| The cups and plates are in a
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| Conspiracy
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| I’m covered in misery |