| Everybody now has at least one tattoo
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| Private school girls wearing Doctor Marten boots
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| A studded leather jacket won’t in still fear
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| Marijuana clothes can be bought at Sears
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| Your little brother has bright green hair
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| Retro 70's threads will make everyone look square
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| My parents went on a holiday in Cambodia
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| All the little mods think they’re the surplus army-uh
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| All that kid’s stuff’s been done before
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| Piss off your teachers, you’re no poser
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| To offend your parents it has to be new
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| Gotta' show everyone that you’re so cool
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| Stick a pin in your ear
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| Drill a hole in your nose
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| Connect them with a chain
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| Let the snot flow
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| Drive a stake through your lip
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| And a ring 'round your brow
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| Put a stud in your tit
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| More holes tomorrow
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| Pierce a needle through your penis
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| Bore a tunnel in your tongue
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| Never mind the redness
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| This is so much fun!
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| Look at those eco-warriors running around in birkenstocks
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| Winter never stops 'em, they just wear Honduran socks
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| Skate or die your way around town
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| Black death gothic fashions drag the world down
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| Those little rappers wear their clothes backwards
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| Now every single kid thinks they’re a gangsta
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| Never wash your hair, gross, you’ll have dreads
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| Shave it all off like Kojak, be a skinhead… |