| Now in my younger days i used to sport a shag
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| When i went to school i carried lunch in a bag
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| With an apple for my teacher 'cause i knew i’d get a kiss
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| Always got mad when the class was dismissed
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| But when it was in session, i always had a question
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| I would raise my hand to make her stagger to my desk and
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| Help me with my problem, it was never much
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| Just a trick, to smell her scent and try to sneak a touch
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| Oh, how i wish i could hold her hand and give her a hug
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| She was married to the man, he was a thug,
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| His name was lee, he drove a z,
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| He’d pick her up from school promptly at three o’clock
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| I was on her jock, yes indeedy i wrote graffiti on the bus
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| First i’d write her name then carve a plus,
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| With my name last, on the looking glass,
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| I seen her yesterday but still i had to let her pass
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| She keeps on passin me by…
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| When i dream of fairytales i think of me and shelly
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| See she’s my type of hype and i can’t stand when brothers tell me That i should quit chasin’and look for something better
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| But the smile that she shows makes me a go-getter
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| I haven’t gone as far as asking if i could get with her
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| I just play it by ear and hope she gets the picture
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| I’m shootin for her heart, got my finger on the trigger
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| She could be my broad, and i could be her (nigga)
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| But, all i can do is stare…
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| Back as kids we used to kiss when we played truth or dare
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| Now she’s more sophisticated, highly edu-ma-cated
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| Not at all over-rated, i think i need a prayer
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| To get in her boots and it looks rather dry
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| I guess a twinkle in her eye is just a twinkle in her eye
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| Although she’s crazy steppin, i’ll try to stop her stride
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| Cause i won’t have no more of this passin me by And i must voice my opinion of not even pretending she didn’t have me Strung like a chicken, chase my tail like a doggie
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| She was kind of like a star, thinking i was like a fan
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| Dude, she looked good, down side: she had a man
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| He was a rooty-toot, a nincompoop
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| She told me soon your little birdie’s gonna fly the coop
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| She was a flake like corn, and i was born not to understand
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| By lettin her pass i had proved to be a better man
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| She keeps on passin me by…
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| Now there she goes again, the dopest ethiopian
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| And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
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| When-ever she happens to walk by — why does the apple of my eye
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| Overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much i try?
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| Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
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| And i was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance
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| From a distance i desired, secretly admired her;
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| Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:
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| My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but i know you very well
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| Now let me tell you about the feelings i have for you
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| When i try, or make some sort of attempt, i symp
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| Damn i wish i wasn’t such a wimp!
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| 'cause then i would let you know that i love you so And if i was your man then i would be true
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| The only lying i would do is in the bed with you
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| Then i signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, ps love me tender
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| The letter came back three days later: return to sender
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| Damn!
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| She keeps on passin me by… |