| I caught you on the offensive
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| But you’ve levelled my defences
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| Blood on my face or is it lipstick?
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| Twin projectiles, were they ballistic?
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| I tried a little gentle persuasion
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| But you insisted on an invasion
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| I was getting my senses back
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| You launched a full frontal attack
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| Call the hostilities to a halt
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| I can’t cope with this brutal assault
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| I’ve tried it all from money to charm
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| I may as well unilateral disarm
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| You foiled my plants with a mind detector
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| I’m a conscientious objector
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| The war you started was all out
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| I didn’t mean for us to fall out
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| You laid waste to my apartment
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| With a saturation bombardment
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| Your mental state was on activate
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| It was ready and set to detonate
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| Somewhere I think that we got it wrong
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| I found myself sitting on a time bomb
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| The looks you’re giving me are pure corrosive
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| I’d better watch out 'cos you’re highly explosive
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| I’m beaten, I’m bloody, I’m aching, I’m sore
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| I can’t take anymore of this civil war
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| I’m gonna surrender 'cos I’ve had enough
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| If this is your idea of playing it rough
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| When all this is over I’ll get the blame
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| For allowing escalation of your war games
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| I once was your ally, I once was your friend
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| But now it seems it’s over and it looks like the end |