| I have Serious Comedian Syndrome
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| I float wherever the laughter blows
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| Till I’m the brunt of the joke
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| What day is it?
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| I could’ve sworn it was yesterday
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| There’s not enough hours in the week
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| To keep the wolf from the door
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| I guess this could be the last time
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| That our retinas taste the sunshine
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| I guess this could be the last time
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| That our feet still touch the ground
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| So take your time
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| Take your time
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| Each day, I cook my food in the microwave
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| And watch the sand trickle through the hourglass
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| Fingers on the pulse, there’s no sign of life
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| It’s the way it is
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| We just get caught up in the mundane
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| If looks could kill, hindsight is to blame
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| As it looks me up and down
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| Oh, I’m sick of hearing the grass could be greener on the other side
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| Things could be cleaner, there’s rats under the shed, but we’re alive
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| It’s a good life
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| Take your time
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| Take your time
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| Because this could be the last time
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| That you talk over the punch line
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| There’s a toaster in the bathroom
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| Think I hear the smoke alarm
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| So take your time
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| Take your time |