| Ya-Da-da-da-da-dat, dat-dat-dat-dat
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| Ya-Da-da-da-da-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat
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| Well it’s down in California where the orange trees grow
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| Oh California
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| And there’s a pretty little girl that he used to know
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| Oh California
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| Well he called me everyday about a quarter to one
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| Oh California
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| She said Come on over daddy lets have some fun
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| Oh California
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| He said, I heard about your husband is he back from the gym?
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| She said, Come on over daddy don’t you worry bout him
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| Not me, no not me — I ain’t no boxer
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| A not me, a no not me
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| Now he’s down in Alabama where they say you were
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| Oh Alabama
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| Where they dance all around until they have a ball
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| Oh Alabama
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| Where we saw down in the village they were gathered around
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| Oh Alabama
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| And then they looked at him, they called him Cat the Clown
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| Oh Alabama
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| He said Now wait a minute Buster, you didn’t call me right
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| They said What you’re tryin' to do, boy is start a little fight?
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| Not me Not me, no not me
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| I ain’t no boxer
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| Not me, no not me, not me, no not me
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| Well now he’s back in Virginia back in his home town
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| Oh Virginia
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| A where he’s got a reputation from a miles around
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| Oh Virginia
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| Yeah, and never no more will he ever roam
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| Oh Virginia
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| You know he’s stickin' right there a to his happy home
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| Oh Virginia
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| Oh well a fella walked up to him he said lets make a trip
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| He said You better shut-up before I bust you in your lip
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| Not me, not me, no not me
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| He ain’t got to go nowhere!
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| Uh-huh, not my baby!
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| You know you been hurt out there on that road!
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| Yep, keep it comin'! |