Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Daddy, Where Did I Come From?, artist - The Nice.
Date of issue: 31.12.2008
Song language: English
Daddy, Where Did I Come From? |
So I wonder why when the pie in the sky |
Gets green at the edge, jumps a senile hedge |
And asks questions |
So I asked my ma, and she said ask your pa |
And he said ask your ma, and wonders why his kids ask questions |
So you fill me up with the gooseberry bush, and tales of the stork |
And you tell me to hush when I ask questions |
(synthesized) |
Daddy, where do I come from? |
(spoken, man) |
Well son, you rather caught your old dad on the hop |
I suppose the birds and the bees they won’t do, no, no they won’t do |
Think of flowers, the flower carrying the seed, yeah that’s mommy |
Mommy the flower, and your daddy sort of fornicates the flower |
No, no, pollinates, fornicates, pollinates |
No son, you didn’t just grow in the garden |
No, daddy didn’t pick you |
No, you stayed with the flower |
And you sort of grew and grew and grew, and suddenly you’re you |
That won’t do son? |
No, uh, well, it’s the best I can do |
(spoken, boy) |
No daddy, the fertilization occurs when the male seeds reach the female egg |
You’re drunk, you’re drunk |
With your back teeth floating in a gallon of booze |
You can’t even work out how to fasten your shoes |
You get yourself into such a state |
You’re found drunk in charge of a roller skate |
It’s no small wonder that you can’t even answer questions |