| Well, I’m not the kind to kiss-and-tell
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| Bur I’ve been seen with Farah
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| I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine
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| I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo But somehow they just don’t end up as mine
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| It’s a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances
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| I die for a living in the movies and TV
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| But the harderst thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies
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| Kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee
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| I might fall from a tall building
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| I might roll a brand new car
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| 'Cos I’m the unknown stuntman
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| That made Redford such a star
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| I’ve never spent much time in school
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| But I taught ladies plenty
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| It’s true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey
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| I’ve gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh
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| But when I end up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey
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| I might jump an open drawbridge
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| Or Tarzan from a vine
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| 'Cos I’m the unknown stuntman
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| That makes Eastwood look so fine
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| They’ll never make me president but I’ve got the best first ladies.
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| Some days I’ve got 'em as far as the eye can see.
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| A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl,
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| But in the end they never stay with me.
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| And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt,
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| I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt.
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| While that smoth talker’s kissin' my girl I’m just kissin' dirt,
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| Yes, I’m the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt. |