| Deborah was a Catholic girl
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| She held out till the bitter end
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| Carla was a different type
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| She’s the one who put it in
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| Mary was a black girl
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| I was afraid of a girl like that
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| Susan painted pictures
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| Sitting down like a Buddha sat
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| Reno was a nameless girl
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| A geographic memory
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| Cathy was a Jesus freak
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| She liked that kind of misery
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| Vicki had a special way
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| Of turning sex into a song
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| Kamela, who couldn’t sing
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| Kept the beat and kept it strong
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| Xylla was an archetype
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| The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath
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| Joan thought men were second best
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| To masturbating in a bath
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| Sherry was a feminist
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| She really had that gift of gab
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| Kathleen’s point of view was this
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| Take whatever you can grab
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| Seattle was another girl
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| Who left her mark upon the map
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| Karen liked to tie me up
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| And left me hanging by a strap
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| Jeannie had this nightclub walk
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| That made grown men feel underage
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| Mary Ellen, who had a son
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| Said I must go, but finally stayed
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| Gloria, the last taboo
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| Was shattered by her tongue one night
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| Mimi brought the taboo back
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| And held it up before the light
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| Marilyn, who knew no shame
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| Was never ever satisfied
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| Julie came and went so fast
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| She didn’t even say goodbye
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| Rhonda had a house in Venice
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| Lived on brown rice and cocaine
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| Patty had a house in Houston
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| Shot cough syrup in her veins
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| Linda thought her life was empty
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| Filled it up with alcohol
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| Katherine was much too pretty
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| She didn’t do that shit at all
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| Uh huh, not Katherine
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| Pauline thought that love was simple
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| Turn it on and turn it off
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| Jean-Marie was complicated
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| Like some French filmmaker’s plot
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| Gina was the perfect lady
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| Always kept her stockings straight
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| Jackie was a rich punk rocker
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| Silver spoon and a paper plate
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| Sarah was a modern dancer
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| Lean pristine transparency
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| Janet wrote bad poetry
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| In a crazy kind of urgency
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| Tanya Turkish liked to fuck
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| While wearing leather biker boots
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| Brenda’s strange obsession
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| Was for certain vegetables and fruit
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| Rowena was an artist’s daughter
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| The deeper image shook her up
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| Dee Dee’s mother left her father
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| Took his money and his truck
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| Debbie Ray had no such problems
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| Perfect Norman Rockwell home
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| Nina, 16, had a baby
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| Left her parents, lived alone
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| Bobbi joined a New Wave band
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| Changed her name to Bobbi Sox
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| Eloise, who played guitar
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| Sang songs about whales and cops
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| Terri didn’t give a shit
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| Was just a nihilist
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| Ronnie was much more my style
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| Cause she wrote songs just like this
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| Jezebel went forty days
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| Drinking nothing but Perrier
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| Dinah drove her Chevrolet
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| Into the San Francisco Bay
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| Judy came from Ohio
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| She’s a Scientologist
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| Amaranta, here’s a kiss
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| I chose you to end this list |