| If anybody knows her, I bet they never chose her
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| But it don’t mean a thing
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| And pardon me for asking is it only in passing
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| Or did you give her a ring
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| I’d do anything to hear you say
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| Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
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| I never thought I’d see it, I want you to admit
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| You’re a sick boy and a fool
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| You’re doing what you want and I know you really want
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| To be her Fred-boy, ain’t it cool
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| I’d do anything to hear you say
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| Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
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| I could never do it
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| Baby, I don’t understand
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| And if you ever want to leave, babe
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| I don’t think you ever can
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| Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
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| Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
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| Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
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| Ethyl, my l-l-love, Ethyl, my love |