| Hello there, Paul!
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| I had a take and I listened to it
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| And I was ready to send it and I thought:
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| You know? |
| It can be done better
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| So here it is, then
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| Now I’m wearing my boots
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| Which always guarantees a good showing
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| You must try to lead a good life
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| You must do unto others as you would have them do
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| So that when you die, you’ll find Golden Boy peanuts
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| Waiting in the afterlife for you
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| There are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
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| So you can’t buy Golden Boy peanuts
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| There are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
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| So you can’t buy Golden Boy peanuts
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| If thine enemy oppresseth you
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| You must let him oppress you some more
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| So that when you go shopping in paradise
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| You’ll find those magnificent peanuts from Singapore
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| With the drawing of the young Chinese farmer
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| The eastern sun behind him smiling at you from the shelves
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| If we want to spend eternity in happiness
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| Well we’re gonna have watch ourselves
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| You must give to the March of Dimes
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| You must be on guard against wickedness at all times
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| And you will find that your efforts have brought you great joy
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| When your spirit is munching on that Golden Boy
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| There are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
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| So you can’t buy Golden Boy peanuts there
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| But the streets of heaven are lined with shells
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| And there’s billboards of the Golden Boy everywhere
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| There are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
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| So you can’t buy Golden Boy peanuts
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| There are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
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| So you can’t buy Golden Boy peanuts… GO! |