| I quote in the vernacular
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| And edit speech oracular
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| To seek a phrase spectacular
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| Like, «Piss off you cunt», or «I hate the Queen», or «I am one»
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| I wheedle out a vanity
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| Expose it with inanity
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| Expand it to insanity
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| He struck me as sick, talentless dick, got on my wick
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| Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my boy
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| Oh, slip us a fiver, and enjoy
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| I veer from the phenomenal
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| To mildly astronomical
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| Then swing to being comical
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| Little joke, like, here, here & there, now & then
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| I jeer at his philosophy
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| And leer at her biology
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| I never make apologies
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| Well, not for a ten, follow me drift, need a new watch
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| Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my love
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| Oh, do us a favour, hard cash, guv
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| Or piss off home
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| Anything you do, I can do better
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| But I’ve just got some better things to do Any size you get, well, I’ve been bigger
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| Than you
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| Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my dear
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| Oh, just put your signature right here
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| Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my love
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| Oh, do us a favour, hard cash, guv
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| Or sling yer hook |