Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Lighter Side of Dating, artist - The Monochrome Set. Album song M80 Concert, in the genre Панк
Date of issue: 07.04.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Wienerworld
Song language: English
The Lighter Side of Dating |
Monster multispeed vibrator |
Eveready PP3 |
Coffee, ginseng, percolator |
Love cream and vitamin E |
Get hip, unzip your lip and flip out now |
Allow your jowl a howl and rip out now |
Miss Universe is not averse |
To bisexuality |
I think abortion is a caution |
And I like to ski |
Arab strap, 10″ erection |
Vacuum pumps and padded pants |
Carrot juice for the complexion |
Stud 100, chocolate ants |
Get smart, and start to tart your heart with art |
Spread out your head and educate your parts |
Miss Solar System, when asked to list them |
Said she had no men |
I’m still a virgin, with no urge in |
Vote for my hymen |
Karma Sutra, Perfumed Garden |
Shave the legs to smooth from rough |
Esteé Lauder, Chanel, Arden |
Eyebrow pencil, powder puff |
Get high, untie your thigh and fly, Lotte |
Submerge in a dirge and emerge potty |
In silver bells and little else |
I wiggle and I sway |
I’ll either be a Penthouse Pet |
Or an easy lay |