Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Straits of Malacca, artist - The Monochrome Set. Date of issue: 31.12.1991
Song language: English
Straits of Malacca |
| There is a house in Penang |
| So well known to the old gang |
| Brace yourselves, take up the slack |
| In our mouths, the rubber bits |
| Then exposed whereon one sits |
| First the swish and then the crack |
| I’ve a predilection, a liking for the pain |
| Of a taste of the cat and a touch of cane |
| Oh, play up, play up and play the game |
| Had the preference since school |
| Simply had to break the rules |
| Short sharp shocks, ah, swish, swish, swish |
| Shirt tails up, long shorts down |
| In a sleazy part of town |
| Broke a tooth? |
| — then make a wish |
| Much it costs, this little treat |
| It’s the high point of the week |
| One more drink — anaesthetised |
| It’s a very private show |
| Over the table we now go |
| Perk your bottoms and roll your eyes |