| Dear Madame Maenad, in answer to your ad
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| I enclose a cheque for eleven pound, ten
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| My time of birth is nine twenty-three a. |
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| Dear Madame be clear
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| Will I be rich next year
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| Please send me my birth chart in the s.a.e
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| And I’ll allow fourteen days for delivery
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| Up above Venus is in my house
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| I’m in love with an Aquarius
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| In the sky, Mars is in retrograde
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| I’d be richer if that cheque wasn’t paid
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| Dear Miss Rosa Lee
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| Tell me my destiny
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| I enclose my vibes with a print of my palm
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| I’d like the full works, plus the box of assorted charms
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| Dear Rosa, don’t stall
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| Look in your crystal ball
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| Please send the tea cup back, as it’s part of a set
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| It’s wrapped in cellophane, near the gris-gris and amulet
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| Up above, Venus is in my house
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| I’m in love with an Aquarius
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| In the sky, the moon is in perigee
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| I’d do better with a fortune cookie
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| Up above, Venus is in my house
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| I’m in love with an Aquarius
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| In the sky, Mars is in retrograde
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| I’d be richer if that cheque wasn’t paid |