| You gotta have rain
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| to have a rainbow
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| You gotta have dick
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| To have a dick in your mouth
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| You gotta skin a rich kid
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| to wear a rich kid suit
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| And you’ve gotta know by now I think you’re cute
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| The problem with kids today is they’re
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| Always thinkin' bout getting laid
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| When they should just play some games
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| Like stick the dick in the hole
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| And you wanna know something grand?
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| The other night I met a guy named Chad
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| And he liked doing other things
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| Like playing hockey YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH NO
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| And I hear you got a digeridoo
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| And ah a too
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| Why don’t you come over and jam?
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| Hey, remember that time you f**ked the jelly?
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| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
| NO!
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| Then came two
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| Me and you
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| You and me
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| And we’re standing on our feet
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| Then came she
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| Then came he
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| They were we
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| Now we’re flyin' on our wings
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| Into the night
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| We took our might
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| Black or white
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| With the power of our dreams, the power of our dreams
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| Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet
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| She takes her coffee with a cigarette
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| She misses people she hasn’t even met
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| She is me and you are listening to me sing
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| And you’ve got to want to f**k me
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| And you’ve gotta want to tickle my peeney
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| And you’ve gotta want to rub my vagiiineeeey
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| Hey, after this who wants to go shit in a condom with me?
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| If you f**kin' do, say «Cha cha cha.»
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| «CHA CHA CHA»
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| «Imperial Margarine- because we like it.» |