| Black frames to stare out
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| Mod lang slang to wear out
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| Scoff at squares in sweaters
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| Ho, Ho, Ho, we’re so much better
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| Used is the new black
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| Downloads are the new crack
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| Mocking carols that we hate
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| Damn, it’s easy being great
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| So to hell with Holiday romantics
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| December is for cynics
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| December is for critics
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| Let’s get high on art supplies and hibernate
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| December is for cynics
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| Damn, it’s too easy being great
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| I brought you a bottle of wine full
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| Of flowers and this vinyl
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| I know we both made it clear
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| No stupid presents this year
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| But Snopes.com said if you play
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| 'Strawberry Fields' the wrong way
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| You can hear Lennon’s ghost say
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| (Slacol eht dellik lhad nov e.)
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| «I buried Paul.»
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| So to hell with Holiday romantics
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| December is for cynics
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| December is for critics
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| Let’s go buy some take out and hibernate
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| December is for cynics
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| Damn, it’s too easy being great
|
| So to hell with Holiday romantics
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| December is for cynics
|
| December is for critics
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| Let’s just try to sleep late and hibernate
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| December is for cynics
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| Damn, it’s too easy being great
|
| So to hell with Holiday romantics
|
| December is for cynics
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| December is for critics
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| Let’s get by on Nyquil and hibernate
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| December is for cynics
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| Damn, it’s too easy being great |