| Johnny’s in the basement
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| Mixing up the medicine
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| I’m on the pavement
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| Thinking about the government
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| The man in the trench coat
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| Badge out, laid off
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| Says he’s got a bad cough
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| Wants to get it paid off
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| Look out kid
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| It’s somethin' you did
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| God knows when
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| But you’re doin' it again
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| You better duck down the alley way
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| Lookin' for a new friend
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| The man in the coon-skin cap
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| In the big pen
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| Wants eleven dollar bills
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| You only got ten
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| Maggie comes fleet foot
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| Face full of black soot
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| Talkin' that the heat put
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| Plants in the bed but
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| The phone’s tapped anyway
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| Maggie says that many say
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| They must bust in early May
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| Orders from the D. A
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| Look out kid
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| Don’t matter what you did
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| Walk on your tip toes
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| Don’t try «No Doz»
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| Better stay away from those
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| That carry around a fire hose
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| Keep a clean nose
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| Watch the plain clothes
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| You don’t need a weather man
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| To know which way the wind blows
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| Get sick, get well
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| Hang around a ink well
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| Ring bell, hard to tell
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| If anything is goin' to sell
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| Try hard, get barred
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| Get back, write braille
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| Get jailed, jump bail
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| Join the army, if you fail
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| Look out kid
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| You’re gonna get hit
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| But users, cheaters
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| Six-time losers
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| Hang around the theaters
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| Girl by the whirlpool
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| Lookin' for a new fool
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| Don’t follow leaders
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| Watch the parkin' meters
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| Ah get born, keep warm
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| Short pants, romance, learn to dance
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| Get dressed, get blessed
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| Try to be a success
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| Please her, please him, buy gifts
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| Don’t steal, don’t lift
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| Twenty years of schoolin'
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| And they put you on the day shift
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| Look out kid
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| They keep it all hid
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| Better jump down a manhole
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| Light yourself a candle
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| Don’t wear sandals
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| Try to avoid the scandals
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| Don’t wanna be a bum
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| You better chew gum
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| The pump don’t work
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| 'Cause the vandals took the handles |