| I was down in Savannah
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| Eatin' Cream and Bananas
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| When the heat just made me faint
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| I began to get crosseyed
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| I thought I was lost
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| I’d begun to see things as they ain’t.
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| As the relatives gathered to see what’s the matter
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| The doctor came to see was I fine dyin'
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| But the doctor said give him jug band music,
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| It seems to make him feel just fine.
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| I was told a little tail about a skinny as a rail
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| L.A. put Eight-foot cowboy with a headache
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| He was hung up in the desert swappin' fightin' rats
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| And tryn' ta get a drink of water with his knees gettin' mud caked
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| And I’ll tell you and exceptance in a sentence how he stumbled into Memphis
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| Tennessee
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| Lookin' hard and gettin' hardly crawlin' lookin' dust baked.
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| We gave 'I'm little water; |
| a little bit of wine
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| He opened up his eyes but they didn’t seem to shine
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| And the doctor said give him jug band music
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| It seems to make him feel just fine
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| So if you ever get sickly
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| Get sister run quickly to the dusty closet shelf
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| And pull out a washboard; |
| and play a guitar chord
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| And do a little do it yourself.
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| Call on your neighbors to put down their labors
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| And come and play the hardware in time harp* anytime
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| Cause the doctor said give him jug band music
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| It seems to make him feel just fine
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| I was floatin' in the ocean
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| Greased with suntan lotion
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| When I got wiped out by a beach boy
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| He was surfin' when he hit me but jumped off his board to get me And he dragged me by the armpit arm just like a child’s toy
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| As we staggered into land with all the waitors waders eatn' sandwiches
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| We tried to mooch a towel from the harpoloy* not sure but I usuallysing «Hoi polloi»
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| He emptied out his eardrums; |
| I emptied out mine
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| And everybody knows that the very last line is The doctor said give him jug band music
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| It seems to make him feel just fine
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| And the doctor said give him jug band music
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| It seems to make him feel just fine. |