| Whoa
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| Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
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| Whoa, pissing in the bath
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| Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
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| Whoa, pissing in the bath again
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| He lives in a small flat all alone
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| In the middle of a run down street
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| Spends most evenings up the pub
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| Drinking what he earned that week
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| Harry keeps to himself
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| Lives a quiet life
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| No one can remember
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| When Harry lost his mind
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| Whoa
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| Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
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| Whoa, pissing in the bath
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| Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
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| Whoa, pissing in the bath again
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| Oh Uncle Harry you’ve done it all again
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| You’re pissing in the bath every now and then
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| I caught you in the wrong place
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| I caught you out of line
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| I tell you not to do it
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| But you do it all the time
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| Do it all the time
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| Whoa
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| Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
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| Whoa, pissing in the bath
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| Uncle Harry pissing in the bath
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| Whoa, pissing in the bath again
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| Poor Uncle Harry lost his mind along the way
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| Poor Uncle Harry happened twenty years today
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| Comes around to say hello
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| Little did we know
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| He’s up to his old dirty tricks again
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| Oh Uncle Harry, you’ve done it all again
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| Oh Uncle Harry
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| We really shouldn’t laugh
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| But every time we turn around
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| You’re pissing in the bath
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| It’s just a silly habit
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| And we can’t help but remind
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| We tell you not to do it
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| But you do it all the time |