| Teaching at the school
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| Feeling like a fool
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| Tell me, what did I do wrong?
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| Everybody used to love my songs
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| But now I’m just a teacher mom!
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| What a big mistake
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| My taking in an ape
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| Killed my rock and rollin' dreams
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| The boy belongs in big tall trees and me
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| Well I belong in MSG
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| Maybe I’ll play rock
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| And that’ll pay a lot
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Wake up the kid!
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| Good morning, it’s breakfast!
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| I know how you like your bananas
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| Quit with the screeching!
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| School’s in an hour!
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| While my dreams are dying
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| You’ll be multiplying
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| You’re gonna like your new school!
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| Shane he doesn’t know
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| That very long ago
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| When Dad and I were still quite thin
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| Oh, we came upon a baby chimp
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| Decided that we’d take it in
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| Forgetting all our dreams
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| We took him and it seemed
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| We had a little family
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| For seven hundred bucks a week, I teach
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| And it pays for all the food Shane eats
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| And he eats a lot!
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| Maybe I’ll play rock
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| And that’ll pay a lot
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Wake up the kid!
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| Good morning, it’s breakfast!
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| I know how you like your bananas
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| Quit with the screeching!
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| School’s in an hour!
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| While my dreams are dying
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| You’ll be multiplying
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| You’re gonna like your new school!
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| Well, it could have been me
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| Up on the stage!
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| Yeah, it could have been me
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| If it weren’t for the chimp in the cage!
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| Oh, it could have been me
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| Up on the stage
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| Yeah, it could have been me
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| If it weren’t for the chimp in the cage
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| Oh, it could have been me
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| Upon the stage
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| It could have been me |