| Well I ain’t no Colonel of the Commonwealth for nothin'
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| This black string tie ain’t hangin' here just for looks
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| When the Governor got an eye full of my grade A triple X jug (?)
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| He signed my name, I swear that’s all it took
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| Well if you ain’t in the mood, now for lovin'
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| I got a pocket full of care here, way down deep inside
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| Well it ain’t no Kentucky nip so slip it quick right across your lips
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| It ain’t a late one, it always comes-a right on time
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| So let me tickle yore innards with somethin'
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| That cooks so sweet inside this vile of mine
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| It’ll warm you to your soul
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| And it ain’t too hot
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| And it ain’t too cold
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| It’s just the finest drinkin' tonic I believe you’ll ever find
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| Well some kinds of folks got a tooth for sarsparilla
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| The kind that? |
| near keeps you up all night
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| Well just whet your ??? |
| now here’s somethin' that you won’t reject
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| Got a midnight? |
| that’ll chase your jitterbugs right outta sight
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| So let me tickle yore innards with somethin'
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| That cooks so sweet inside this vile of mine
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| It’ll warm you to your soul
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| And it aint' too hot
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| And it ain’t too cold
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| It’s just the finest drinkin' tonic I believe you’ll ever find
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| It’ll warm you to your soul
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| And it ain’t too hot
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| And it ain’t too cold
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| It’s just the finest drinkin' tonic I believe you’ll ever find
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| It’ll warm you to your soul
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| And it ain’t too hot
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| And it ain’t too brrrrrr!
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| It’s just the finest drinkin' tonic I swear you’ll ever find |