Lyrics PARTY TIME CRUST CAKES - The Left Rights

PARTY TIME CRUST CAKES

Party Time Crust Cakes
I love them all
They all have some special meanings to me!
I don’t like the ones with purple hats
Although, they might have some great, stupid, lovely adorable children who grow
up to kill you all
They will rip your heads off and play ping-pong with your eyeballs
You know it’s to be true
You know it to be true
You know it to be true
You block it from your brain, every night as you sing Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely
Hearts Club Band to your parakeet
Every day, you try to block it
What you do, what you do you hide yourself behind your yellow lemons
And what you do at night, before you go to sleep, is what it’s crazy but you
know they grow up and they’re going to *cough* they’re going to stick golf
clubs in your rectum
And when they’re still playing ALL 18 HOLES
Not 17. Not 5
They’re not going to be benevolent
These people are out to get you!
They’re going to play all 18 holes