Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Wild Turkey, artist - The Lacs. Album song Country Boy's Paradise, in the genre КантриDate of issue: 09.06.2016
Record label: Average Joes Entertainment
Song language: English
Wild Turkey |
| I got a designated driver tonight |
| So I thought that I might get drunk |
| I told Jimmy that he could decide what I’m drinkin' |
| 'Cause I didn’t care what |
| Summer party back in the woods |
| About seven hundred people there |
| I said I’d hit the karaoke machine |
| And sang Garth in my underwear |
| And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey |
| For the cussin' and the gettin' loud |
| I was surprised some ol' boys didn’t jump me |
| Because they say that I was showin' out |
| I’d like to thank everyone who didn’t call the law |
| To come and drag me in |
| Last night you saw me drinkin' Wild Turkey |
| But you’ll never see me drink it again |
| Well they say that I was tryin' every girl that was hot |
| Said I was hangin' up all up on them, if they were married or not |
| Well my jaw was kinda hurtin' in the mornin' light |
| Yep, I think it got slapped a couple dozen times |
| Eleven twenty and ole Jimmy left an hour ago |
| I’m purdy sure that he’s the one who’s gonna to carry me home |
| Well my guts is feelin' funny so I found me a spot |
| I started callin' dinosaurs right between two cars |
| Well, played it off nice, I told them I was mentally ill |
| But when they smelt my breath they knew what it was |
| I had to elude 'em through a cotton field |
| And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey |
| For the cussin' and the gettin' loud |
| I was surprised some ol' boys didn’t jump me |
| Because they say that I was showin' out |
| I’d like to thank everyone who didn’t call the law |
| To come and drag me in |
| Last night you saw me drinkin' Wild Turkey |
| But you’ll never see me drink it again |
| Them turkey suds got me drunk |
| I hit the ditch and rolled my truck |
| I borrowed a car got it stuck |
| Over the fenders up in mud |
| A seventy six Pontiac I hope my friend don’t want it back |
| But if he does he’ll probably cuss |
| And try to fight and all that stuff |
| Early mornin' wakin' up my breath stankin' feelin' rough |
| If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough |
| I had a good dinner but throwed it up |
| Gettin' drunk a hour later |
| Shot in the chest with a taser |
| The cop said I hit my head |
| Front page of the county paper |
| And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey |
| For the cussin' and the gettin' loud |
| I was surprised some ol' boys didn’t jump me |
| Because they say that I was showin' out |
| I’d like to thank everyone who didn’t call the law |
| To come and drag me in |
| Last night you saw me drinkin' Wild Turkey |
| But you’ll never see me drink it again |