Lyrics Rusty's Junk Shack (Skit) - The Lacs

Rusty's Junk Shack (Skit)

And we’re back here live on Rusty’s Junk Shack it’s time to go out to our first
caller.
First caller whatcha got
Well I got this burning head golden wing tip rooster he’s approximately been in
19 fights and won 'em all
But I’m in a tight right now so I’ll take 35 cash for him uh I will be willing
to trade for a Bring & Straton none of that Japan made stuff push lawn mower
it’s gotta be pull crop though I don’t like none of that electronic stuff
neither and if you wanna trade or buy my rooster just give me a holler
All right back here with Rusty’s Junk Shack if you wanna buy the rooster just
give us a call up here at the radio station and we’ll hook you up with more
info
Lets go out with our next caller, caller whatcha got
Hey man this is uh this is uh Cecil I was callin' in man I want to swap uh I
want to swap you I got four pairs of uh Red Wing Boots uh they all used but
they all steel toed too.
Uh I’m wanting to trade oh uh any any kind of any kind
of muffler system uh I got an old I got an old pet hog he likes to get up under
my truck and he likes to sleep up under there and he done tore my muffler
system all up man.
So I’m gonna need one of 'em if anybody got one I’d sure
love to trade it for ya man.
Like I said I got you know they used boots man but
they all steel toed the steel toes the steel toes still good in 'em
That’s right if you wanna trade
Uh you know just give me a holler I’ll swap ya
Cecil Cecil we we got it from here Cecil.
Anybody want to trade the Red Wing
Boots for a muffler system give us a call up here at the radio station and we
will give you Cecil’s information.
Can we hear from one more caller today and
that’s all we got time we got for today here on Rusty’s Junk Shack
Yeah man I would like to ask anybody if they have any old cassette tapes or uh
old rock tapes out there you know I just bought me an old Jeep and its had a
cassette player in it and I just want to go old school for a while.
Don’t be a tape player hater.
And uh I would like to trade some cassette tapes
out for a 50 pound sack of uh black eyed peas 'cause you know the rain just
didn’t come through for us like I thought it would this year.
I don’t know what
we’re gonna do as far as the crops go but hey it will be okay man.
And if you all want to trade man than just give me a holler and I 'preciate
y’alls time
Alright maybe the rain will come through for us this year and that voice sure
sounded familiar.
You never know whose gonna call here on Rusty’s Junk Shack.
Thank y’all for tuning in today and until next time keep that junk cause you
never know how much its worth and call us up