Lyrics Po Dunk University (Skit) - The Lacs

Po Dunk University (Skit)

Got to go to Po Dunk
Here at Po Dunk University we have a variety of career choices.
Window unit air
condition repair man assistant.
Tire plugger technician assistant.
You can learn to work on push lawn mowers, karaoke machines, VHS players,
refrigeration, washing machines, and dryers.
Or you can be a chicken house
attendant assistant janitors helper, or a scrap metal collector helper,
and the list goes on and on
Skills that pay the bills.
Gotta go to Po Dunk
I was workin' a dead end job in a place I didn’t enjoy.
And now I own my very
own compact traveling car wash.
And I love what I do.
Just think I changed it
all with just one call, Po Dunk
(Po Dunk)
Yo I just got out of jail, and Po Dunk put me straight to work.
Thank god for
Po Dunk
(Got to go to Po Dunk)
I got a 1600 on my STD and now I’m enrolled in Po Dunk University.
They gave me finances aids and everything.
I love Po Dunk
(Po Dunk)
Well I was sittin' there and I I seen the commercial so I called and man they
might have hooked me up.
Now I’m the best bush hog now I’m the best bush hog
now I’m the best bush hog sharpener this side of the Mississippi
(Got to go to Po Dunk)