| How 'bout them sand pickers, ain’t they grand? |
| Sittin' on their haunches,
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| pickin' in the sand
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| Pickin' in the wet sand. |
| Pickin' in the dry. |
| Pickin' it fiercely. |
| Lookit fly
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| Lookit them sand pickers, ain’t they slick? |
| Some use their fingers.
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| Some use a stick
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| Them seashore sand pickers, ain’t they fine? |
| Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up
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| time
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| How to be a sand picker, don’t need a ticket. |
| Find a bunch of sand,
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| stoop down and pick it!
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| Them Dog Kickers:
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| How 'bout them dog kickers, ain’t they crumbs? |
| Kickin' them doggies in their
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| buns
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| Kickin' them Afghans. |
| Kickin' them mutts. |
| Kickin' them puppies poor little butts
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| Lookit them dog kickers, ain’t they cute? |
| Some use a shower shoe.
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| Some use a boot
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| Them dadgum dog kickers, ain’t they mean? |
| Runnin' kickin' every day that’s seen
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| How to be a dog kicker, don’t need a ticket. |
| Find an old dog. |
| Haul off and kick
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| it!
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| Them Tummy Gummers:
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| How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain’t they dummies? |
| Havin' they fun of gummen
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| their tummies
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| Gummen them haunches out of they mind. |
| Runnin' 'round shoutin', «It's tummy gummen time!»
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| Lookit them tummy gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly,
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| catch it off guard
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| Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain’t they dummocks? |
| Runnin' through the
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| neighborhood, gummen them stomachs
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| How to be a tummy gummer, no way to shut it. |
| Grab an abdomen and rear off and
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| gum it! |