| He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips
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| And then he hits you with a can of beans
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| He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts)
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| The cat stands tall and green (spinach)
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| Well, he ain’t no prize, and there’s no women his size
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| And that’s why the cat’s so mean
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| One day he left His valley pad
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| I mean to say This cat was mad
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| Now listen 'round He wasn’t gone long
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| And then he ran into an Amazon
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| Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)
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| He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)
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| Well, he looked at her
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| And she looked at him
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| And she almost passed out from fright
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| He looked at her Thought, «what a dilly»
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| He touched her once She slapped him silly
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| This was something He had never sensed
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| He looked at her As she commenced
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| Now listen, pal This ain’t no fluke
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| I can’t see goin' with a big green kook"
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| You’ve heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)
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| Don’t let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)
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| He couldn’t get Sally, so went back to his valley
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| The cat was color-blind
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