| Everything in this world is cheap and nasty.
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| Everything in this world is cursed and vile.
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| Those vodka girls don’t look so wholesome.
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| Those vodka girls don’t make me smile.
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| Cleft-hoof clatter on the sidewalk, give yourself a heart-attack,
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| Girl-effect in full effect, get back.
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| Play-Do Fergiana rope-light nightmare:
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| Cardboard hair and REM, good God!
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| (Yes, REM the band)
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| Don’t waste my time on those vodka girls.
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| Wake up, Australia, in her front room.
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| Then she’s out for the Count Of Disco Doom.
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| Club Schizo, Cafe Nada… blimey! |
| This one likes a laugh.
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| For breakfast she has skinheads on a raft
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| (Stupid schoolkids' slang for baked beans on toast.)
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| Don’t waste my time on those vodka girls.
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| I’m blowing up my ugly balloon
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| A few hard blows and I can have some laughs.
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| I’m blowing up my ugly balloon
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| I’m gonna blow your plastic paradise in half
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| This time it’s personal, this time it’s true.
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| This time I’m sick of living in a zoo.
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| Don’t waste my time on those vodka girls.
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| I’m blowing up my ugly balloon:
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| A few good blows and I’m ready for some laughs.
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| I’m blowing up my ugly, ugly, ugly balloon;
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| I’m gonna blow your little world in half.
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| Ten… nine… eight… seven… six… five… four… three… two… one…
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| BOOM!
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| (Sounds of sheep in distress) |