| Big Ted’s dead, he was a great old pig
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| He’d eat most anything, never wore a wig
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| Now he’s gone like snow on the water, goodbye
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| He was getting old, so the farmer said
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| «Sold him to the butcher just to make a little bread»
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| He’s gone like snow on the water, don’t cry
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| Ted may be a moo-cow next time around
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| Giving sweet milk to the people in the town
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| He’ll be whatever he will choose on air or sea or ground
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| The sows are busy with the piglets fine
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| I’d put them in the forest now if they were mine
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| Cause I know they like acorns and I don’t like bacon
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| Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
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| Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly
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| Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
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| Sham sham sharoo, oh sham sham sharoo
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| Big Ted’s sold and gone
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| He came into the kitchen while we were away
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| He took all the rice and he forgot to pay
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| He’s gone like snow on the water, don’t cry
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| He never cared to do the boogaloo dance
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| All he ever thought about was food and romance
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| Now he’s gone like snow on the water, don’t cry
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| Ted may be a moo-cow next time around
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| Giving sweet milk to the people in the town
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| He’ll be whatever he will choose on air or sea or ground
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| The sows are busy with the piglets fine
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| I’d put them in the forest now if they were mine
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| Cause I know they like acorns and I don’t like bacon
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| Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
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| Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly
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| Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
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| Sham sham sharoo, oh sham sham sharoo
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| Big Ted’s sold and gone |