| I bought him at Thrift Town for sixty-five cents
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| If I had a kingdom, he would be my prince
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| His cuteness is too much for my tolerance
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| Frances, I love you
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| He’s got a thick neck and his fur is brown
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| I don’t need a blanket when he’s around
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| I once was lost, but with him I’m found
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| Frances, I love you
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| Put me in a prison and put me in his cubicle
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| If he was on my fingertip, he’d be the cutical
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| If he is the nucleus, I’m the particle
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| Frances gee man, how’d you get so radical?
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| Why’d you take Frances away (Oh-ee-ay-oh)
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| Why couldn’t you let him stay (Oh-ee-ay-oh)
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| Why’d you take Frances away (Oh-ee-ay-oh)
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| Ah Frances, I love you
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| Guitar!
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| Yeah, me and Frances got a special kind of love
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| It feels just right, it fits like a glove
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| I hope when I die that I see him up above
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| Frances, you’re the one I’m dreaming of
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| I bought him at thrift town for sixty-five cents
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| He’s cuter than the artist formerly known as Prince
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| And he’d never make a joke at my expense
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| Frances, I love you
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| I gave him to a girl who was really sweet |
| And now, you know, she’s sweet on me
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| And when I’m over he’s between the sheets
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| Frances, I love you
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| Why’d you take Frances away (Oh-ee-ay-oh)
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| Why couldn’t you let him stay (Oh-ee-ay-oh)
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| Why’d you take Frances away (Oh-ee-ay-oh)
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| Ah Frances, I love you
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| So now the time came for me and Frances to part
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| Come on Frances, you knew it would be like this from the very start
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| I just can’t bare to give you my heart
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| Frances, I miss you |