| I’ve lost the key to my front door
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| I can’t get in there anymore, oh my
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| I’ve lost the key to my love’s heart
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| It’s down the drain and in the dark, oh my
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| I’m very lucky I think you’ll agree
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| As I was riding home from work
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| I saw a robber steal a shirt, oh my
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| I shouted «oi!"and yelled «stop! thief!»
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| The policeman booked me for disturbing the peace, oh my
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| I’m very lucky I think you’ll agree
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| As I was swimming in the sea
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| I came across a bomb or three, oh my
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| I took them to the coastguard man
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| Who said «hurry up and get th…», oh my
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| I’m very lucky I think you’ll agree
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| I’ve lost the key to my front door
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| I can’t get in there anymore, oh my
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| I’ve lost the key to my love’s heart
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| It’s down the drain and in the dark, oh my
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| I’m very lucky I think you’ll agree |